
Ken M on small men SCORE 42

Permanent high-five turtle. SCORE 93

How politics work. SCORE 184

A selfie with Trump SCORE 117

Scumbag penguins. SCORE 149

Can I borrow a suitcase? SCORE 147

The difference between men and women. SCORE 40

Charlie chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin walk imitation contest. He came 20th, allegedly. SCORE 17

When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111

what do you mean I'm delusional? SCORE 120

Massive unpolished black opal pulled directly from a mine in outback South Australia SCORE 139

Story of my life SCORE 105

I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54

Planet of the Snapes. SCORE 129

Hefty lick SCORE 29

How to catch a cat. SCORE 124

Well done. SCORE 272

Cats will find a way. SCORE 216

A productive lesson SCORE 345

Priorities. SCORE 160

For those of you who are interested, here's your horoscope for the week SCORE 148

Old people morbid jokes SCORE 95

Jimmy stop SCORE 46

When I get my treats, then you have my permission to die. SCORE 59

Don't Shush BB8 SCORE 125

Kitty wants in on the fun. SCORE 143

Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 192

Amazing Parents SCORE 168

At least he admitted it SCORE 133

Brother, no. SCORE 17

Look who can count, smarty pants. SCORE 64

Stretching 101 SCORE 14