Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
Worth a try. SCORE 125
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
