the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
an impossible task SCORE 20
call the fire department SCORE 4
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
omg SCORE 20
i’m canceling SCORE 9
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i always spill SCORE 16
back to bed! SCORE 19
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
excuse me SCORE 19
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
they get huge SCORE 22
english burn SCORE 27
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
definitely a dog SCORE 45
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
who’s in? SCORE 34
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
clever SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
i have layers SCORE 32
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
