Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
English is weird. SCORE 95
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Self control SCORE 100
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Miscommunication SCORE 88
How weather works SCORE 68
Liz… SCORE 123
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
I would watch this SCORE 110
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Not today. SCORE 205
Twist! SCORE 138
So you like metal? SCORE 144
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87