Too soon? SCORE 206
Expectation vs. Reality. SCORE 196
Crazy old Maurice… SCORE 245
How I feel about candy corn. SCORE 135
The problem with books SCORE 237
Om nom nom. SCORE 160
Halloween costumes level dog SCORE 10
Goldfish world problems. SCORE 128
The case of the disappearing candy corn. SCORE 105
What love feels like. SCORE 126
Dog Poem SCORE 162
Disney + Lucas Films. SCORE 91
Trick or treat! SCORE 46
Every Morning SCORE 78
But there’s kitty in my kibble! SCORE 147
Post Sandy New York. SCORE 137
And it’d still be awful. SCORE 235
Please be troll. SCORE 239
Nailed it! SCORE 77
We’ve made some upgrades to the Death Star. SCORE 117
Please. SCORE 113
…and that’s why you always leave a note! SCORE 93
What are you drinking? SCORE 6
Whenever I see #hashtags on Facebook. SCORE 80
I see what you did there! SCORE 294
Best Halloween costume of the year goes to… SCORE 291
Real life horror movies. SCORE 128
The flag is a big plus SCORE 288
The original Wolverine. SCORE 167
A terrifying Halloween. SCORE 99
Trolling construction sites. SCORE 113
Welcome to the Dark Side. SCORE 105