Marathon. SCORE 2146
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
4/21. SCORE 617
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
The problem with unicorns. SCORE 626
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
How do you play? SCORE 854
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291