it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
We can do it! SCORE 30
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Same. SCORE 29
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
