new perspective on life SCORE 14
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
the wedding is off SCORE 23
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
resistance is futile SCORE 7
failed eye test SCORE 34
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
spare cats SCORE 19
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
there goes my week SCORE 22
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
raised on small bites SCORE 11
it’s a toupee SCORE 7
he’s got good balance SCORE 10
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
am i a dog? SCORE 18
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 23
it’s data not data SCORE 19
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 23
where’s waldo SCORE 16
place your bets SCORE 5
still gotta try though SCORE 14
just a touch SCORE 4
scooby can’t do SCORE 7
choo choo SCORE 15
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1