You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
How people see me. SCORE 233
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Friends. SCORE 213
Ladies… SCORE 173
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
I love you. SCORE 20
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
New books. SCORE 200
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Seems legit. SCORE 150