
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 36

jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40

a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21

we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58

horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38

the world is your oyster SCORE 25

my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23

victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28

friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21

fedora the explorer SCORE 29

a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22

who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28

thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24

pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18

a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24

they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40

your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30

i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23

this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14

what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 21

let’s play hide the tina SCORE 36

it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18

i dare you to order me a pizza SCORE 37

did we just become best friends? SCORE 16

don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 21

some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 20

their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24

a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5

the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28

they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14

doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23

phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21