Mama no. SCORE 52
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
+ cry. SCORE 119
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I GUESS SCORE 46
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
