a very small dog SCORE 15
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
accidental beauty SCORE 31
cramps SCORE 9
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
duck! SCORE 13
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
slap them SCORE 12
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
yes they are SCORE 7
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
i like bananas SCORE 9
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
we dare you SCORE 10
it’s perfect SCORE 21
everything beagle SCORE 1
supersize it SCORE -4
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
we’re both lying SCORE 23
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
mooooo SCORE 15
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
