How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I just became more metal SCORE 33
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Real American hero SCORE 41
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
80 hours these days SCORE -18
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
15, max. SCORE 52
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Fatality SCORE 40
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
