Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
New books. SCORE 200
Please be troll. SCORE 230
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I love you. SCORE 20
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
How marriage works. SCORE 65
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
All the Navies! SCORE 172
Friends. SCORE 215
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Seems legit. SCORE 150
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
How people see me. SCORE 233
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Accurate. SCORE 257
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
