wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
drunk drama SCORE 9
i have cats SCORE 9
false advertising SCORE 10
all the yes SCORE 16
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
fig newton shoes SCORE 15
new perspective on life SCORE 14
being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
bologna! SCORE 18
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
404 error SCORE 8
you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16
they would breed SCORE 25
resistance is futile SCORE 7
whoops SCORE 6
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
delicates SCORE 3
failed eye test SCORE 34
myself, obviously SCORE 32
am i a pig? SCORE 11
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
nice cat SCORE 9
they traded places SCORE 28
evil underpants SCORE 28
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
earth sandwich SCORE 36
there goes my week SCORE 22
more cheesecake SCORE 16
drunk humming bird SCORE 33
the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
i’ll be back SCORE 9