Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
I want to do this. SCORE 295
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Because Cute SCORE 16
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 74
The new Batman SCORE 11
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
The first day of school. SCORE 228
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
My life is a lie. SCORE 265
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
…Yummy… SCORE 5
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
This happens way too often SCORE 11
