Why I have a Facebook account… SCORE 188
Illustrated guide to facial hair. SCORE 149
Toaster’s gonna toast. SCORE 124
Little Timmy’s stuck in the well! SCORE 88
The great circle of life? SCORE 271
Teenage Mutant Ninja Urkel. SCORE 239
I eat a lot of carrots. SCORE 356
Close enough… SCORE 146
Cats are jerks. SCORE 249
Virgin coconut water. SCORE 286
The power of bacon. SCORE 239
Trolling from prison. SCORE 395
Exorcism Russian style. SCORE 138
Truth. SCORE 309
Corn maze for blondes. SCORE 273
15 years ago vs. today. SCORE 161
The Jurassic Period. SCORE 52
Pope Vader. SCORE 112
Words. SCORE 226
Not complaining. SCORE 203
Logic process. SCORE 196
No no no no cat. SCORE 103
EXPLAIN THESE! SCORE 153
Words. SCORE 217
Sincerely, your brain. SCORE 188
You’re like a drug to me. SCORE 240
Oh grandpa… SCORE 325
Words. SCORE 213
A life in the shower. SCORE 217
Words. SCORE 310
Well played Cleverbot, well played. SCORE 272
An extra face. SCORE 101