Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
2pactopus SCORE 113
The Twortle SCORE 142
The future. SCORE 23
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Accurate. SCORE 146
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The power of barking SCORE 18
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
