there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 26
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 21
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 27
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 25
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 61
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
sorry cakey SCORE 20
the email never finds me well SCORE 16
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 23
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 21
data requires a manual SCORE 10
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 18
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 1
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
there’s no coming back from this SCORE 23
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 29
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
for lease navidad SCORE 21
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 24
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 25
picasso did not age well SCORE 20
