The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
Measures of success SCORE 81
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
Be Lucy SCORE 77
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
My Man! SCORE 107
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 134
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
