I want to believe. SCORE 28
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Movie Magic SCORE 27
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
It’s all good. SCORE 49
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Olden but golden SCORE 19
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
I would eat them. SCORE 41
treat? SCORE 25
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
