*have SCORE 17
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Do the blink! SCORE 24
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
hello little friend SCORE 20
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31