light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
HOT and READY SCORE 44
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
noobs SCORE 26
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Good boi SCORE 37
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
scary everything SCORE 33
Plants SCORE 43
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
Jerry needs friends SCORE 39
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
smol SCORE 41
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19