Contradictory popsicles. SCORE 372
Ron Swanson. SCORE 132
Willy the Witty Wolf. SCORE 158
Guys vs. girls. SCORE 262
How it feels. SCORE 207
Roses are red. SCORE 367
Kitty is concerned. SCORE 197
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. SCORE 236
Man vs. octopus. SCORE 163
Thanks Batman. SCORE 173
Is Pluto a planet? SCORE 127
I can relate. SCORE 180
Books for tall people. SCORE 234
O Fortuna misheard lyrics. SCORE 212
You don’t say!? SCORE 239
Every time. SCORE 258
Thanks Clippy. SCORE 203
Content in women’s magazines. SCORE 230
I feel bad for kids nowadays. SCORE 277
Looking through your old Facebook photos. SCORE 261
Polar bear problems. SCORE 208
First world dog problems. SCORE 194
Killing Hitler. SCORE 235
Evolution problems. SCORE 339
Star Wars crayon carvings. SCORE 131
Get it? SCORE 250
Coal dust globe. SCORE 248
Places where Bono can’t live. SCORE 202
Bang! SCORE 107
Make your own invisible ink! SCORE 264
What’re you looking at? SCORE 224
Adopt me, maybe? SCORE 272