Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Happy little trees SCORE 50
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Same… SCORE 53
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
What about Linux? SCORE 45
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Problem solved SCORE 34
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Awkward SCORE 69
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
easy money SCORE 29
The obvious answer SCORE 26
