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An+interesting+turn+of+events
Khaleesi+is+on+her+way+to+the+west+wing%2C+potentially.
Khaleesi is on her way to the west wing, potentially. SCORE 30
Make+a+habit+of+punching+bears.
Make a habit of punching bears. SCORE 38
Miss+you%2C+boy.
Miss you, boy. SCORE 46
lawd+bless+this+mess
lawd bless this mess SCORE 35
Say+it+out+loud.
Say it out loud. SCORE 26
%2Athrows+pumpkin+spice+latte+at+tv%2A
*throws pumpkin spice latte at tv* SCORE 20
Cute+little+ass%3F
Cute little ass? SCORE 32
Got+%26%238216%3Berrrrr
Got ‘errrrr SCORE 20
The+long+clap.
The long clap. SCORE 51
Nile+crocodile+hatchling.
Nile crocodile hatchling. SCORE 26
Decided+to+show+a+lil%26%238217%3B+shoulder%2C+dear%3F
Decided to show a lil’ shoulder, dear? SCORE 30
Whoa.
Whoa. SCORE 42
Yeah+you+need+to+get+out+more%26%238230%3B
Yeah you need to get out more… SCORE 41
Should+have+collected+that+paycheck+while+you+had+the+chance%26%238230%3B
Should have collected that paycheck while you had the chance… SCORE 32
It%26%238217%3Bs+tremendous%2C+the+losing.
It’s tremendous, the losing. SCORE 38
A+colorful+temple+in+India.
A colorful temple in India. SCORE 32
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+shop+here%26%238230%3B
I can’t shop here… SCORE 28
WAIT+A+SEC
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
Eat+the+soul%2C+Chtulu%21
Eat the soul, Chtulu! SCORE 27
Mummy%2C+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+fall+asleep+here%26%238230%3B
Mummy, I didn’t fall asleep here… SCORE 19
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+par+3.
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30
IT%26%238217%3BS+A+BOY%2C+BOB%21
IT’S A BOY, BOB! SCORE 22
Birds+don%26%238217%3Bt+exist%2C+bro.
Birds don’t exist, bro. SCORE 28
We+are+all+going+to+die
We are all going to die SCORE 42
Nerd+alert%26%238230%3B
Nerd alert… SCORE 51
%2Apluck%2A
*pluck* SCORE 21
checks+out%26%238230%3B
checks out… SCORE 32
The+Rock+is+a+softy+for+gran.
The Rock is a softy for gran. SCORE 41
Testing+the+new+label+maker%26%238230%3B
Testing the new label maker… SCORE 38
Jorgie+is+a+special+one%26%238230%3B
Jorgie is a special one… SCORE 34
Checks+out%26%238230%3B
Checks out… SCORE 24
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+how+any+of+this+works..
That’s not how any of this works.. SCORE 26
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belly barrage SCORE 13
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