
We need you, bud. SCORE 18

Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 30

We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 29

Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29

Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27

Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32

I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24

A dress made out of porcelain pieces from the Qing dynasty SCORE 29

Be petty SCORE 35

Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28

2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33

This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14

Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24

Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18

US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24

Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21

Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30

281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37

Preach, Papa. SCORE 41

Absolute class. SCORE 25

To the rescue? SCORE 24

Who will you call then? SCORE 19

🤔 SCORE 20

Let it happen. SCORE 34

Beware the danger. SCORE 27

Preparation pays off. SCORE 100

Le sigh… SCORE 25

The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19

Corona bad. SCORE 28

ONE MORE TIME! SCORE 41

Long live the queen!? SCORE 30

Nailed it. SCORE 42