you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
5 days a week SCORE 45
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
bad ass SCORE 38
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
oh wow SCORE 49
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
pebble and roll SCORE 65
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
too late SCORE 38
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
so true SCORE 37
must pet the pet SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
