it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
Jerry needs friends SCORE 40
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
HOT and READY SCORE 44
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
Good boi SCORE 37
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
noobs SCORE 26
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
smol SCORE 41
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
Plants SCORE 43
scary everything SCORE 33
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
