Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
Magic. SCORE 168
Do want. SCORE 94
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
The circle of life. SCORE 205
Panda sushi! SCORE 99
The Euthanasia Coaster. SCORE 189
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 186
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
How Twitter works. SCORE 63
Accurate. SCORE 154
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Best present ever SCORE 4
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Waking up. SCORE 107
What would you do? SCORE 321
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
Sage advice. SCORE 216
Please? SCORE 111
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
Or a chair… SCORE 4
