
hello little friend SCORE 20

Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26

George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27

Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24

Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23

Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30

Do the blink! SCORE 24

Steal the world! SCORE 22

Let the gatos drink. SCORE 23

Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10

You get that bank though, Gwyneth. SCORE 27

Issa side quest. SCORE 24

There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9

Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24

Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25

Do I even care…? SCORE 26

The Office cameos SCORE 11

Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29

Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21

This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20

More breadsticks please. SCORE 12

I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19

2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20

RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28

He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31

Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30

I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24

Default to death, generally. SCORE 17

sent via FAX SCORE 16

HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22

Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27

Gunner the good doge. SCORE 43