you are charcuterie SCORE 11
did i stutter? SCORE 12
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
supersize it SCORE -4
a very small dog SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
accidental beauty SCORE 31
cats find a way SCORE 23
is this satire? SCORE 14
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
slap them SCORE 13
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
zero traction SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
i like bananas SCORE 9
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
every segment on the news SCORE 14
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
working cat SCORE 20
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
it’s perfect SCORE 21