How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
ISIS suicide bomber hits IED. Car is launched into the air. Suicide bomber detonates himself in mid air. SCORE -18
"We buy any car" SCORE 10
His facial expression is killing me SCORE 143
Happy Birthday, Henry Cavill! Puberty hit him like a truck SCORE 5
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
Hello from the SCORE 112
Get it? SCORE 136
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
Most American things SCORE 5
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 196
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 128
Truth About Happiness SCORE 111
Good Guy Trucker this morning SCORE 14
First world problems SCORE 12
I bite everything SCORE 10
I'm That Kind Of Friend SCORE 8
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
Ampersandwich SCORE 15
We all need a little… SCORE 12
A sequel I could get behind. SCORE 265
The joys of having kids… SCORE 10
Khal-Mart Brand SCORE 131
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Something I think all of us need to know SCORE 11
4chan the prophet SCORE 1
Bodies from Pompeii. SCORE 103
Yes, please. SCORE 134
The metric system vs. imperial SCORE 16
Kung Fu poetry SCORE 9
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
