the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 24
i relate to history SCORE 25
basketball shoes in texas SCORE 11
amusing criticism SCORE 5
hours of entertainment SCORE 27
it’s a fair question SCORE 15
am i a dog? SCORE 18
protection from dracula SCORE 6
the saddest moment SCORE 12
fun is the wrong word SCORE 5
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 23
have you considered going vegan? SCORE 12
this is a joke, right? SCORE 16
do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18
it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 3
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 14
please pick up the kids SCORE 12
thanks? SCORE 18
cool SCORE 23
emergency seating SCORE 7
choo choo SCORE 15
you’ve been warned SCORE 9
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
might as well try it SCORE 9
betrayal SCORE 23
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
excited crow! SCORE 34
when life comes full circle SCORE 27
close, but not quite SCORE 17
oh hay SCORE 6
20 percent off SCORE 21
orange SCORE 28
