chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
holy cow! SCORE 40
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
smart shopping SCORE 39
hot take! SCORE 59
he might be right SCORE 30
life insurance payout SCORE 42
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
nap time! SCORE 38
they’re brutal SCORE 45
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 29
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
it’s a test SCORE 21
$30 uber SCORE 30
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
at least he listened SCORE 25
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
pretty much SCORE 29
neow SCORE 31
