Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 23
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 26
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 13
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
I… never thought of that. SCORE 28
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Broiled doggo? SCORE 24
this is my life meow… SCORE 28