How long until he gets it? SCORE 46
Can we keep him, mom? SCORE 58
I never win the argument SCORE 30
Tattoos are a lifetime commitment SCORE 46
I really hope that’s a typo SCORE 29
Let the games begin SCORE 47
Racecar SCORE 35
Dad is on his way! SCORE 33
It almost worked, too SCORE 41
When the typo just makes it worse SCORE 31
Release them all SCORE 40
Unless it’s the deer SCORE 22
And my reaction time has been cut in half SCORE 40
Branded by America SCORE 46
I’m listening SCORE 43
Lickie stickie SCORE 25
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
Ratwurst SCORE 61
Point proved SCORE 32
Ant acid SCORE 30
Food Fighters SCORE 11
I could watch that screensaver for hours SCORE 52
Polar bear plunge SCORE 42
Plothole found SCORE 76
Remind me tomorrow SCORE 32
One of these days I’ll remember my password. Just not today. SCORE 30
Don’t try again SCORE 42
Some doors are built differently SCORE 29
Netflix needs this option SCORE 47
Adorably enraged SCORE 37
I’ll be there for you SCORE 47
Her* SCORE 37
