I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Words. SCORE 9
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
*have SCORE 17
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
hello little friend SCORE 20
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Steal the world! SCORE 22
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
