Do go on… SCORE 192
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
How I die. SCORE 254
Like a boss. SCORE 244
LOL. SCORE 231
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 224
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Typical cop… SCORE 135
It’s true. SCORE 163
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
Crap. SCORE 246
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Yes. SCORE 285
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Imagine. SCORE 366
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
Dog logic. SCORE 211
How Reddit works. SCORE 158
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220