Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Finally. SCORE 345
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Accurate. SCORE 257
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122