How all airplanes should be. SCORE 321
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. SCORE 104
Would not bang SCORE -4
That’s what you call a conundrum. SCORE 151
How to tell a lie. SCORE 540
Whenever I read a good book. SCORE 343
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 347
Gotcha! SCORE 158
The Gillette Gentleman. SCORE 151
Because, reasons. SCORE 55
you better SCORE 1
CYBERBULLYING: 1961 SCORE 6
Welcome to the internet. SCORE 75
The Dark Knight Rises: Sausage edition. SCORE 13
Vodka vs. Wine. SCORE 146
Typos… SCORE 6
Leprechaun trap cake. SCORE 192
Good news: Zero-calorie pizza! SCORE 131
Scumbag Grandpa Joe. SCORE 280
Look into my beard… You are getting very sleepy. SCORE 96
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 205
Samuel L. Catson. SCORE 92
Pandas. SCORE 190
Behind every Emo is a dissappointed parent. SCORE 0
Mother of toilet seats. SCORE 240
How to choose friends in the summer. SCORE 121
What it means to be a man… SCORE 253
How to date a check. SCORE 108
I regret nothing! SCORE 136
I think this dog is in love. SCORE 143
Smashing! SCORE 78
Only you can prevent forest fires. SCORE 225
