Accurate. SCORE 146
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
2pactopus SCORE 113
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The power of barking SCORE 18
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Same thing… SCORE 21
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
The Twortle SCORE 142
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Howling lessons SCORE 9
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
