
Blankets. SCORE 153

Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 177

Things you never hear SCORE 213

Seriously. SCORE 214

The Dying Squid SCORE 8

totally! SCORE 211

Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 245

In an alternate universe… SCORE 8

Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11

It has begun… SCORE 95

Squid Hat SCORE -16

Game over. SCORE 16

If I could have any super power. SCORE 157

It’s a simple request… SCORE 141

How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0

Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11

Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 199

Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10

Turn your human face into a videogame character SCORE 17

When I try to play sports SCORE 13

Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233

The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202

Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269

Pun! SCORE 199

I owned the stage. SCORE 16

Pun! SCORE 140

I need easier goals… SCORE 17

I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 17

Deal with it. SCORE 286

When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 9

We All Wear Masks SCORE 13

It’s that time of year again SCORE 8