Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
Proof. SCORE 148
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
I was framed! SCORE 317
Nice try though. SCORE 220
First world cats. SCORE 201
The lie detective. SCORE 104
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 266
White bread. SCORE 306
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
Iron Man Bear. SCORE 162
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
Burn. SCORE 241
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
Please be trolling. SCORE 338
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
Wet paint. SCORE 233
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
Scumbag Subway. SCORE 146
Stay calm. SCORE 276
Cats are jerks. SCORE 113