Criminal SCORE 115
The police chief of my city SCORE 225
Priorities man, priorities. SCORE 68
Drunk love SCORE 122
She loves them all SCORE 87
Internal thoughts SCORE 107
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 152
Sunday nights SCORE 125
I’ll be back SCORE 152
first world problem 2017.. SCORE 77
One boye’s cupholder is another boye’s S N O O T R E S T E SCORE 97
This is me as a parent SCORE 53
Found an ancient artifact SCORE 87
I just wanted to enjoy my candy. SCORE 146
Laughed so hard SCORE 135
Me every single day. SCORE 90
Ice cold. SCORE 98
Leslie Knope’s speech rings true in the wake of Net Neutrality SCORE 154
Very soon SCORE 73
cat-proofing Christmas SCORE 104
Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe SCORE 155
*Squash* SCORE 102
She loves them all SCORE 39
Want a manicure? SCORE 118
ayyy it’s me SCORE 94
True serenity SCORE 122
So true.. SCORE 88
Evolving pokemon SCORE 134
Paws Fit Perfectly. Very Good SCORE 97
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
Unnamed SCORE 130
My Samoyed likes to prop his head up like a human. SCORE 85