not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
the shape of soup SCORE 45
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
the original American badass SCORE 88
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
place your bets! SCORE 48
oh sweet release SCORE 50
cozy SCORE 36
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
which do you choose? SCORE 23
i feel seen SCORE 31
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
everything is south america now SCORE 47
rude diet SCORE 36
come to daddy! SCORE 30
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
