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are+you+more+of+a+daria+or+a+tina%3F
Pulling+a+canoe+with+a+bike+in+a+snowstorm+in+mid+April.+It+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+get+any+more+Canadian+than+that%26%238230%3B
Pulling a canoe with a bike in a snowstorm in mid April. It doesn’t get any more Canadian than that… SCORE 35
He+was+NOT+sticking+his+head+in+the+flour+jar.+He+does+NOT+have+a+flour+problem.
He was NOT sticking his head in the flour jar. He does NOT have a flour problem. SCORE 24
Get+wrecked%2C+Nick.
Get wrecked, Nick. SCORE 31
Get+this+person+a+promotion.
Get this person a promotion. SCORE 23
A+Ken+Doll+prison+shank
A Ken Doll prison shank SCORE 22
We+are+the+patience.
We are the patience. SCORE 24
Watch+me+follow+the+traditions+of+my+ancestry.+%26%238211%3B+Danger+Bun.
Watch me follow the traditions of my ancestry. – Danger Bun. SCORE 28
Yea%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+exactly+right.
Yea, that’s exactly right. SCORE 15
churn+me+gently.
churn me gently. SCORE 24
Good+riddance.
Good riddance. SCORE 30
Mini-5g+antenna.
Mini-5g antenna. SCORE 19
Thank+you+tag.
Thank you tag. SCORE 19
Bring%2C+commas%2C+back%2C
Bring, commas, back, SCORE 26
You+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+true.
You know it’s true. SCORE 19
You+tell%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Leeroy.
You tell’em, Leeroy. SCORE 17
finally+something+worth+fighting+for.
finally something worth fighting for. SCORE 28
Just+keep+flapping.
Just keep flapping. SCORE 29
A+built-in+watering+station+for+your+pets.
A built-in watering station for your pets. SCORE 26
Public+health+is+a+public+issue.
Public health is a public issue. SCORE 30
Handing+a+dandelion+to+the+First+Lady.
Handing a dandelion to the First Lady. SCORE 31
Did+I+even+ask+you%3F
Did I even ask you? SCORE 15
ban+haunted+doll+fighting
ban haunted doll fighting SCORE 15
True+to+form.
True to form. SCORE 22
Just+keep+walking%26%238230%3B
Just keep walking… SCORE 23
Dang%2C+she+seemed+like+such+a+sweetheart.
Dang, she seemed like such a sweetheart. SCORE 26
Retail+is+hell
Retail is hell SCORE 23
The+Mystique+cosplay+mid+merge
The Mystique cosplay mid merge SCORE 33
Unexpected+throw+down.
Unexpected throw down. SCORE 30
For+when+you+want+to+eat+something+the+size+of+a+baby%2C+but+is+definitely+not+a+baby.
For when you want to eat something the size of a baby, but is definitely not a baby. SCORE 22
Sourdough+starter+on+a+keychain%26%238230%3B
Sourdough starter on a keychain… SCORE 32
Except+for+that+one+guy%26%238230%3B+he+just+curled+up+in+to+a+ball+and+cried.
Except for that one guy… he just curled up in to a ball and cried. SCORE 25
And+what+about+cloudy+days%3F
And what about cloudy days? SCORE 28
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Can%26%238217%3Bt+hit+anything
Can’t hit anything SCORE 181
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Drawing Ariana Grande SCORE 17
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murica SCORE 165
Nicknames+for+Game+of+Throne+characters.
Nicknames for Game of Throne characters. SCORE 19
Row%2C+row%2C+row+your+car%26%238230%3B
Row, row, row your car… SCORE 136
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No soliciting! SCORE 179
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