i’m canceling SCORE 9
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
an impossible task SCORE 20
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
call the fire department SCORE 4
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i have layers SCORE 33
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
omg SCORE 20
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
they get huge SCORE 22
english burn SCORE 27
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
clever SCORE 29
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
who’s in? SCORE 34
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
excuse me SCORE 19
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
back to bed! SCORE 19
