We the people SCORE 112
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
A damn fool SCORE 65
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
Who else does this? SCORE 112
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
Admiration SCORE 80
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
All of these are true SCORE 178
Adulthood SCORE 111
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
Full time savage SCORE 71
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
I do this all too often SCORE 81
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
America is so progressive SCORE 78
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
Leo gets it SCORE 164
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
