A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
You do not decline Chuck Norris. SCORE 862
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
Dog reacts to 2 girls, 1 cup. SCORE 720
Congratulations… SCORE 777
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
How do you play? SCORE 854
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Guess what? SCORE 812
How I think I look when I yawn. SCORE 262
College students can afford bacon?! SCORE 228
You know you’re lazy when… SCORE 1284
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Childhood ruined. SCORE 223
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
The problem with unicorns. SCORE 626
Chuck Norris was here. SCORE 227
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Read. SCORE 1039
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Are they twins? SCORE 589
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Prepping for exams. SCORE 314
Can you spot the differences? SCORE 199
98 problems to go. SCORE 271
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
