this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
so true SCORE 37
cats always come first SCORE 27
important psa SCORE 44
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
there were no survivors SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
too late SCORE 38
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
must pet the pet SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
5 days a week SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
pebble and roll SCORE 65
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 49
